Farts and Tarts

as soon as i wake up, i fart. man that gets on my nerves....
i mean, i could smoke a cig., i could sneeze, i could even burp, but nooooooo. i FART, loudly and proudly ehhehe

just kidding, well, i, basically going to rant, sometimes comically (i hope), and a lot of times sarcastically... and i dont plan on doing this on a regular basis, soemthing has to piss me off